The twelve days after Christmas

The first day after Christmas
My true love and I had a fight
And so I chopped the pear tree down
And burnt it, just for spite

Then with a single cartridge
I shot that blasted partridge

My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

The second day after Christmas
I pulled on the old rubber gloves
And very gently wrung the necks
Of both the turtle doves

My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

On the third day after Christmas
My mother caught the croup
I had to use the three French hens
To make some chicken soup

The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene
The five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green.

The sixth day after Christmas
The six laying geese wouldn't lay
So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the
A.S.P.C.A.

My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

On the seventh day, what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned.

The eighth day after Christmas
Before they could suspect
I bundled up the
Eight maids-a-milking
Nine ladies dancing
Ten lords-a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
And sent them back collect

I wrote my true love
"We are through, love!"
And I said in so many words
"Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds!"

Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree!"

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Insuring life

Now a days having a life insurance is already consider as a necessity. There are already alot of insurance provider out there. They offer affordable payments, if you want term life insurance you can visit them to in their websites. There you can try their free quotes so that you can choose the best rate for you. This was the advised of a friend since I'm planning to avail an insurance for me.

On Weightloss

My friend introduced me to a weight loss product Ephedrasil hardcore since I consulted to her about my weight problem. From my research on the product I have learned that it has an appetite suppressant.I also read some positive feedback about it. i will try first a manual exercise and if it will not work out. I will certainly try this product.

Three very tough mice

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

Summer vacation plan

My cousin are inviting us for a summer vacation in California by next year. When we agree she can already book for a Westgate reservation in a beach there. For the moment we are still fixing our vacation schedules and when we are done we will just inform her right away.Her idea is great since its been ages that we haven't tied our family bonding.

Party feeling

My colleague will be celebrating her birthday on Monday and I didn’t know what to give her. I just bought for her a sexy lingerie last weekend. I hope she will like it. Anyway there will be a party on work tomorrow during our break. She said she prepared something for us . I cant wait to feast out LOL! Since her mother really cook delicious delicacies that’s why.

First Sunday of Advent

Happy first Sunday of Advent!

Congrats friend

My friend grab this franchise opportunity as her small business. It was her dream to run a business like this and so when she was given that chance she immediately took it. I am happy for her and that I can also work for her as a part time. I know running this business is a difficult one but I believe with her ability that she can be successful someday. Congratulations friend!