July 27, 2006

Funny Things to Do in an Elevator!

Funny Things to Do in an Elevator!
by: Ross

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

3. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

4. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upsidedown.

6. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call youo General.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the saft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Do Tai Chi exercises.

10. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "ooops!"

6 comments:

idealpinkrose said...

interesting!...muhahahaha...

i'll try to do number 4 pag kami lang ni hubby sa elevator...muhahaha....

Juana said...

hahaha...napatawa mo na naman ako.

have you tried all these?

i like to try the Tai Chi exercise.

/iambrew said...

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the saft go "plink" at the bottom.

---gotta try this one later. wahehehe...

kneeko said...

pakner hahhahhaha ayos ah...

Racky aka Bakya Ni Neneng said...

yan ba ang ginagawa ng DAGA huh???

major said...

additional, talk like an alien with other people while inside the elevator as if you are really from the outer space! Then, shout hallelujah...as one goes on or off!