A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
"You can understand what Im saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," the monkey shakes his head.
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turns it upside down by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes." the monkey shakes his head.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked."
"What were you doing during all this?"
The money gestures as if he is holding the steering wheel and driving.